Facts

Top 5 things I’ve learned ending the second week of stay at home dadness:

1. My twins keep me so busy I forget to eat. No adding weight during this quarantine.

2. Taught the boys to come tell when they have a poopy. But totally forgot to explain a fart. Thus, every 5 minutes they think it’s a stinky poppy!

3. Myles has figured out share to a T. Finish my food, drink, snack, anything extremely quickly and just say “share” means I can take my brothers for extra.

4. Being present in the moment, not distracted on my phone or worried about my work, because the moments go in a flash. The boys move from one thing to the next and experiencing it all is a blast but happens so fast.

5. Drinking an entire bottle of wine with my wife is perfectly ok on a Friday night 😂🕺🏻 Cuz I’m sleeping in tomo until 730 she on “dat” kid duty