Yesterday was opening day for MLB and tonight is TeeBall! That reminds me of a favorite movie that I am eager to share with the boys!! In addition, when did Tee-Ball begin playing on Friday nights? Why not like a Tuesday night or Thursday? That hampers leaving Friday evening for weekend trips. Like heading to St. Louis to see the Cardinals play in Busch Stadium under the Arch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least as parents of twins we get to enjoy 5 Friday finds each week. Please enjoy some quotes from the Sandlot Movie in addition to what twin red haired rascals taught us twin herders this week.....
You’re killing me Smalls!..... For-e-VER!...“Hey, is that your sister in left field naked? She’s naked!....”“Hurry up batter. It’s going to be a short game and then I gotta get home for lunch.”........For us baseball was just a game but for Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, baseball was life....Lotiony, lotiony, oily, oily, I can’t take this anymore!..........Some lady name Ruth. Baby Ruth.’ The King of Crash, the King of Crash.The Titan of Terror, the Titan of Terror. The Colossus of Clout, the Colossus of Clout. Babe Ruth! The Great Bambino!........It’s about time Benny my clothes are going out of style. They already are Squints!...“What are you laughing at Yeah Yeah? You run like a duck!
“Ok, whoever wants to be a can’t hack it pantywaist who wears their mama’s bra, raise your hand.”......... ‘Oh, God. He looks like a dead fish.’........‘He had kissed a woman, and he had kissed her long and good.”..."Legends Never Die.".........."Maybe The Shock Of His First Homer Was Just Too Much For Him."......."It Is The Law Of The Sandlot. Anything That Goes Over That Fence…Becomes Property Of The Beast!"
1. Twins at bedtime are like a ten-page food blog for a simple box of instant potatoes!!
2. What I said this morning to Twin B after a dental procedure: Sorry my love, they were out of bubblegum flavored medicine…Grape, will have to do.
What a toddler hears: I don’t love you, never have…Now drink your poison.
3. Has anyone ever noticed how many similarities there are between toddlers and velociraptors? They both can get into anything, have sharp claws and teeth, like to bite, test all boundaries, hide in small spaces, and jump out at you randomly??!!
4. There comes a point in every parent’s life when they notice the soap they bought for their twins isn’t getting used up nearly as quickly as it should be!!
5. Nobody warns you that when you become a parent of toddlers that the actual term for you should become event planner and catering manager!!
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