Today is national guacamole day!! This is important because your mom our queen (when awake) loves Guac!! I feel as if she should be celebrated a lot. Your mother is straight slaying it as an awesome professional, wife, mother, and my best friend. I love you and am so ready to see you all at the home opener for a white out game tomorrow. You have your first Tee Ball game tonight, listen to your coaches (not the crowd) and play hard, play smart, and play together. Love you three!!! Thank you for the humor this week.....
1. My 4 year old twins used to fight about who got to flush the toilet first. Now no one does. We're going in the wrong direction!!
2. I enjoy having conversations with the twins. No adult ever asks me what my third favorite reptile is or why we don’t just poop in urinals?
3. The twins asked why W’s are not double V’s and I do believe they will solve the world’s problems.
4. If you don't look like you just survived a zombie apocalypse daily, are you even a parent to twins??
5. I came home this week to find my wife vacuuming dirt out of the bathtub and I had the audacity to ask how the kids were that day. Hear me out I thought it might have been from the dog?? Least to say the kids and I were locked out of the house for a good 2 hours!!
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