Homecoming 2022 in the Whee! Your mom and myself have a full date weekend centered around dad's work!! Slogans such as:
“Field Goals and Friendships”
“We're going to cream the opposing team!”
“There is nothing like a homecoming float to bring everyone together.”
“Blue 42. Set. Chug”
“The dinner and drink made the dress shrink.”
“The game was a bore, I prefer the dance floor.”
"Go Greek or Go home"
"This tailgate is touchdown worthy"
Make homecoming comical and memorable. However, the most important thing is to win the game. This weekend I need you both to win the game by listening to Granny. We are nervous to be away, but make no mistake there are no audibles for how important our marriage is to us. Without having time for one another we would not be the best parents we need to be for the both of you. We love you and scream loud "Go Cats, Go Dawgs" on Saturday. Thank you for bringing us the following 5 comical find this week.....
1. "Push me more medium-er" - twin toddler, on a swing, dropping perhaps the most 4yo-like comment imaginable!!
2. Oregon Trail hike but it's just the twins packing all their possessions for a 5- minute car ride across the neighborhood.
3. I love parenting because I hate sleeping and having food for myself.
4. Every time I think I'm childproofing by putting something out of reach for the twins they just like, 'LEVEL UP!!' “Look what I found Dad” “Oh btw I have Super Mario level powers”
5. The twins just showed me that you can sharpen a bamboo chopstick in a pencil sharpener and I'm like okay let's not make homemade shanks yall
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