Have you ever wondered why is “abbreviation” such a long word? Or why vacations seem to go by so quick? If not, you will as you grow older my boys. Last weekend was such a great time as a family. Now we are back to the grind! Nonetheless, all of our hard-work as parents are to give you the best future possible. In the abbreviated time we get together you still continue to teach us some funny things. Enjoy the following 5 finds from this week as a Twin-Dad.....
1. Twin A: I like waking up early and hearing the birds chirp.
Wife: If you wake up even earlier you can see the sun rise. It’s beautiful!!
Me: WHAT THE %^&* ARE YOU DOING??
2. There are two types of Twins: those that get up in the middle of the night, and those who get up way too early. And they’re siblings!!
3. Welcome to allergy season where you give twins a tissue, and they wipe their nose once. Instruct twins to get their own tissue, and they’ll pull out enough tissues to last them a lifetime!!
4. Coming this fall to NBC, “This Is Mine”, the heart-wrenching story of a twin laying claim to things before the other twin!!
5. Archaeologists haven’t been able to find the Fountain of Youth but any dad can tell them, it’s when the twins fall asleep!!
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