Big high fives for two boys turning 5!!!!! You are both special and unique in separate ways and light up our life. Both of you have imaginations that sprint with adventures and echo innovation. Turning 5 is special as you reach a full count on your hand! We have planned a special birthday party and thank the Lord for the means to do so. We want you to know that both of you mean so much to us equally, your mom and dad are your number one fans! Thank you for the fun and memorable past 5 years. Even though I have never seen a ravenous school of piranha devour an animal carcass, I've been to a kid's birthday party with a piñata. So let us enjoy the 5 fun finds from the twins’ birthday week…..
1. Wife: Thoughts on the birthday invitation list I made?
Me: {Thinking to myself: who would want to be at a brewery instead?}
Wife: (Reading my mind) seriously??
Me: What 2 hours with 20+ toddlers!!
2. Legend states that if you let a 5yo carry a helium-filled balloon out of the store, there is an 87% chance it will not make it to the car!!
3. The twins received a Guinness Book of World Records for their birthday so keep me in your thoughts as I am bombarded with facts about the world’s largest hailstone and state with the most horseshoe crabs!!
4. Just when you think you finally understand twins they ask, “let’s do high fives, but in Spanish only!!”
5. 90 percent of parenting is receiving a 40 percent return on your birthday party investment!!
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