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5 Friday Finds!!!!! 3-3 & Counting!

It is time to celebrate the woman’s birthday who makes my life a celebration every day! Road trip time filled with a mom and date at the NC symphony followed by a big family group going to see a Carolina Hurricanes game! Boys when you were born, and I married your mom we amassed a massive obligation– the responsibility of unconditional love and undying commitment to spoil our queen. We promise to keep repaying this liability until our very last breaths. We love you, Happy Birthday. On this birthday week the twins treated us to the following 5 funny finds at twin parents…..


1. Fear Factor but taking twins in a public rest-stop

2. Met my former self. When I asked him about his bank account and why he didn't have one he said "twins & mom’s birthday"


3. Me: We’re going to a surprise party today.

Twins: For us?

Me: No. It's not your birthday.

Twins: We know. We would be surprised.


4. It might be inappropriate to bring beer to someone else's kid's birthday party, but I just can't take the chance that there won't be any.


5. Told the twins they had to share a slice of cake and they whipped out a ruler, protractor, scale, and magnifying glass to accurately split it!!





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