Boys tomorrow our BullDawgs march down to Tuscaloosa in a clash of the 2nd and 3rd ranked teams in America. If you ever attend Bama do not bring your @$$ home no more!
1. If you like someone breathing 2 inches from your face while throwing a wrench in anything you're trying to accomplish, parenting might be for you!!
2. I accidentally flushed the toilet this week instead of the twins flushing it. Apparently, in this toddler phase it is a crime punishable by being exiled from the family. Currently, writing in this hiding!
3. Sorry fitness gurus, but there is no better strength test than trying to put a coat and pair of shoes on twin toddlers by yourself!!
4. I might be less of a “Don’t say that” dad and more of a “Please, Don’t say that at school” dad.
5. Did you know that 2 cups of Peanut Butter Chex can cover an area of over 10 feet? Did you also know that the Chex can be spilled & crushed in the amount of time it takes me to pee!
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