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5 Friday Findings!!!!! The week before “Kiss-mas”!!

'Twas the week before KISS-mas and all throughout campus and our house young humans were acting crazy, but I promised not to lose my cool!


I have resolved to ENJOY the week leading up to our Savior's birth. Why be muddled in stress when you can enjoy the beautiful mess? Dad is the best at multitasking, while mom has mad skills at shopping through her phone. For once, the calendar won't be packed with events each night and everyone's stretchy pants will be worn all night. Creating holiday magic in 2020 is an easy task, just use that Covid crap as an excuse not to see certain people who live in your family tree!!



1. No one can convince the twins that you pronounce Christmas other than “KISS-mas”


2. Believe me when I say if our Christmas tree was a cactus it still would not deter the twins from playing with it, on it, in it, or all the above.


3. A cute thing I tell my kids is that, “the more Christmas Inflatables you have on your lawn, the more Santa dislikes you and avoids your house.”


4. The week before Christmas tutorial, for parents of twins:

Step 1. Prepare yourself for oodles of amazon boxes

Step 2. Dump them in the garage along with any pride

Step 3. Pour yourself multiple drinks


5. Let us be honest if you remove the milk and cookies and put out steak and whiskey I would be all in on this charade.

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