Eighth Wonder of the World is an unofficial title sometimes given to new buildings, structures, projects, or even designs that are deemed to be comparable to the seven Wonders of the World. Well you my twins and your spunkiness are my 8th wonders!!
1. There’s going to be a point in DadHood when the twins look up at me and think, “Gee, Dad knows almost everything!” Then they will get to 7th grade math class, and I’ll say, “Well, boys, this is where we part ways”
2. Kids really overestimate how much parents want to guess things
3.. If I open one of the twins’ fruit snack in the middle of a forest with absolutely no one around, how long until they show up and ask what I’m eating? The answer, the answer is the !!@#$^ speed of light people
4. Me: Momma just needs a little space right now
Twins: *One perched on my head, the other suspended in air by my legs* Why?
Me: this is what I get for traveling so often without her
5. Eventually, every toddler makes a vasectomy look attractive
Another great wonder for the world would be a cure for Parkinson’s Disease. Help the Michael J Fox foundation and The Bike Box Project #endPDin21 by doing 21 moves each day and post to social media with the above hashtag and $1 per post will be donated to PD research.