1. Parenthood is just one long never-ending chore of moving things to higher and higher shelves. Especially at holidays!!
2. Have kids, so someone can ask you to cut up their hot dog, and then ask you to put it back together.
3. While at CFA this week:
Twin: Can I say hi?
Me: Aww that’s sweet. *Rolls down window*
Twin: Two milkshakes, please!
4. Trust me living with twins is like being stuck in an episode of Scooby-Doo, constant running between rooms, slamming of doors, and repeated requests for snacks.
5. The reason I prefer being around my own kids’ vs anyone else’s is not that I don’t like kids. It is the fact I can tell mine to shut up.
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