Take the time out to kick off the weekend with some light-hearted comical Twin Dad perspectives!
1. Nobody cares more about proper hydration than a toddler who’s just been kissed goodnight!
2. Someone asked what it’s like to have Twin Boys, so I kicked him in the balls while screaming Daddy-Daddy can we wrestle? All the while LAUGHING uncontrollably. Goes to say, that guy will never enter my office and wish upon twins again.
3. One of the twins viciously snatched a piece of bacon out of my hand this week and devoured it, saying “too hot dad.” How dare he use my own tactics on me!!
4. This week I learned we do not have to worry about one kid’s birthday while the other kid melts down because it’s not also their birthday. Ha Karen, it’s called TwinsForTheWin!!
5. The notion anyone can be tired, or I need a drink it has been a long day, $%^& that noise. If you do not have twins, who can open doors regardless of whatever the ^&*! your wife put on the knobs to prevent them from doing so and who also ventures into your room in the middle of the night like zombies. Followed by sleeping on your head, kicking your family jewels, and waking up an hour before the alarm. Then do not complain about being tired unless you want to get throat punched!
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