Who knew 24 months ago we would embark on starting a business? Ran on a schedule of 24 hours, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Look at us now, accumulating around $375,000 a year! The services have operated across multiple states and the content has been picked up all over the world, but mainly in the south. Wait, wait, wait I have parenting confused with business. Without further ado, here are the 5 funny findings from spending the week-days with my twin boys!!
1. Ryker has an absolute obsession with balls. Baseballs, Basketballs, Footballs, Soccer Balls, you name it. He is OCD about taking them everywhere he goes. Especially room to room. Pick up every ball before leaving, 1 falls, cry, pick it up, move 2 feet, all 75 fall, cry, pick it up…... Repeat…..It only took 45 minutes getting downstairs for lunch.
2. The twins have learned “Again.” Therefore, anytime I pick them up and throw them in the air. When they land you hear giggles and “Again!” Are you surprised as me? I promise they have been thrown in the air at least 100 times this week and still get back up. Tough Cookies!
3. We have started Potty Training, FYI….. Conversation with one of the twin. (You get to have fun picking which one)
Twin: Poo-Poo Da Da (pointing at his butt)
Me: Did you poo or need to go use the toilet?
Twin: No.. Poo-poo Bubba Da Da
Me: So, your brother poo poo? (insert confused looked)
Twin: Da Da brother poo-poo here! (pointing again at butt)
Long story short he was convinced that his brother poo-pooed in his diaper. You could not convince him otherwise. Much to my chagrin as I was changing his diaper it became apparent his brother stuffed a toy in the diaper. Said toy no longer resides in this area code!
4. I have come to realize that feeding twin toddlers is just like being a waiter only you get the same 2 customers for every meal that demand ridiculous things and then never tip.
5. Warning-Parental Advisory DO NOT JUDGE ME KAREN!
Our nannies live in the same neighborhood, give or take 1-2 streets away. SO YES, I LET MY TWIN TODDLERS DRIVE OVER THERE. However, for these reasons and only these reasons alone I do not recommend it.
a. After driving and being out of a car seat. They will fight, scratch, and claw not to be restrained in one again. Luckily me, mom is the one that always picks them up! Ha Ha!!
b. Fighting for driving privileges begins way too early
c. Only 1 twin keeps his hands at 10 & 2. The other is creating bad habits already.
d. They just want to GO FAST! Try telling them the speed limit.
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