1. My 2yo Twins already know everything. Example: anything that goes on your head is a hat. Even a bowl of spaghetti. Trust me, go ahead and try telling them the bowl is not a hat while they eat the noodles and sauce off themselves. They must get this know it all mentality from their mother-n-law. If mine is reading this, don’t get your panties in a wad, all mother-n-laws think they know everything.
2. On our 530-a.m. walk the boys asked, “where go moon?” That elicited the response that it hides in the clouds all day, just like Daddy’s freedom.
3. The boys are sleeping on their own for the most part in beds with no containment. So far they are doing well. Except for the one night my wife decided she wanted them to snuggle and sleep in our bed. How did that go you might ask? At 2-a.m I awake to Myles sleeping on my head and Ryker had just kicked me in the family jewels. All the while my wife is sound asleep getting that beauty rest. Safe to say she will be cooking and cleaning naked the entire weekend once the kids go to bed. Dad wins again!
4. Both twins wake-up asking for ice cream and cookies. Go throughout the day asking for ice cream and cookies. Thinking I am sly, every vegetable and food I just called ice cream or cookie this week. Well folks, go back to finding #1. They know everything. Clearly, they knew peas were neither ice cream or cookies. My naked wife has many peas to clean up this weekend from upset children who thought they were getting sugary treats. Twins-1 Dad-0
5. Last week I wrote how much Laurie Berkner is annoying. Therefore, I unplugged every T.V. in the house and explained they were broke. Ha, the twins do not know everything. It has been a great week without her music! Wait, wait they just told Alexa to play baby shark. Opps, that is broken as well kids. Dad-1 Twins-1, the plot thickens…..
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