Halloween is the most overrated holiday. Call me Scrooge of the boo. However, no convincing me otherwise. To hand out candy in our neighborhood from start to finish costs around $600 dollars. A kid costume either takes time to make or you must buy one for 1 night of the year followed by growing out of it in 2 weeks. Candy is not any good unless it is Reese’s peanut butter cups. If people were handing out cheesecakes, frozen custard, or gooey brownies, I could get on board for that! Now couple’s costumes are fun and kids school parties. Still I’ll take Thanksgiving or Christmas any day of the week opposed to this junk. Even Valentines that at least expresses love and involves yummy dinners!! Nevertheless, enjoy your weekend I have some wife and kid scaring to do!!
1. If one more person tags me in the *! @# slinky dog twin costume I will travel straight to you and break your computer. It might be cute, but not after the 331st time this month. Coach Still loves you all!!
2. I will give 1 point for Halloween: The one day my kids will go around demanding snacks from everyone else.
3. Let us be honest. Any kid could throw on a nice shirt and sweat pants this Halloween as a costume. It would be called the working professional 2020. Or how about write 2020 on a white T-shirt and go sugar-treating. People will keep their distance, they wouldn’t want that plague.
4. My wife made a goodie bag for the twins’ whole class. The goodie bag had treats and a craft in it to do at home. At one point she turned to me and asked,” Do you think I went overboard with the craft?”
Can you imagine my response? %^&$ yes honey! If any parent sent home a craft inside of a goodie bag home to us the first thing I would do is find a lighter and burn that %^&*. That is what preschool is designed for, make crafts there and fake hang them at home.
5. I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a twin dad of 2 boys who act like you is scary enough, watch out wine moms!!
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